whyisitme12

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/22/2015 at 9:32pm)

whyisitme12

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 August 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2104
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About whyisitme12 : Student pilot, just trying to finish these last few yrs of high school, than college.

whyisitme12's page activity

Visits<b>llostinreality</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:17pm<b>doctoramerica</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 3:07am<b>constipation</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 9:36am<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 11:17am<b>cripcrip</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:56pm<b>usernameplz</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:41am<b>darrend1196</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 1:16am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 8:52pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 11:52pm<b>chrisjw27</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 11:58am<b>sophiehelen</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 5:01am<b>lauren12983</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 9:29pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 6:43pm<b>m5ar123</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 6:26pm<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 5:47pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 3:29pm<b>SwervyNinja</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:37pm<b>evanvoss</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:06pm

whyisitme12's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of whyisitme12's badges

whyisitme12's favorite FMLs

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

by Eisenhorn / 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm / United States / Kids

Today, after recently getting my car fully serviced and fixed, the horn has decided to spontaneously beep. To stop the beeping I have to press the horn hard, making it look like I'm purposely doing it to piss people off. FML

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

by yupthissucks / 04/13/2015 at 5:00am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

by therewasnocurtain / 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

by BERNDTOAST / 03/27/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

by Mr. Sniffles / 03/23/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

by van no gough / 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

by Speechless / 03/18/2015 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

by manderpander21 / 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

by notdrivinganytimesoon / 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from a potential employer. They spent five minutes explaining job duties and I listened with anticipation. Then they spent five minutes explaining why I wasn't the right person for the job. FML

by Kali / 03/03/2015 at 7:28pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous