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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5139
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About why_teh_hell : I pass my honest opinion through comments, even though I'm probably just another useless comment to your day. I'm definitely a unique person and am not afraid to do what I love, regardless of what others think of me. I am an avid gamer, and quite the nerd. You can tell by my listed place of residence on here. xD That is where I'd rather be.

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Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19482) - you deserved it (1986)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19915) - you deserved it (7200)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22959) - you deserved it (3065)

On 11/23/2015 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


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On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22945) - you deserved it (2830)

On 11/11/2015 at 11:52am - health - by The horror... (woman) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (2288)

On 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm - health - by EnderHorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22194) - you deserved it (3113)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (2550)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (2130)

On 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm - love - by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28271) - you deserved it (4995)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (1805)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (3915)

On 09/26/2015 at 12:10am - kids - by :| (woman) - New Zealand (Nelson)

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