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whoracle
  • Town/Country : Idaho, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About whoracle : I feel like shit. But at least I feel something.

The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

I think that people who get offended by words are idiots. If you get offended, get offended by what people mean, not what they say. Choice of words is a completely separate issue.

Quando il gioco è finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola.

Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42891) - you deserved it (7376)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

#20990341
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46328) - you deserved it (2590)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML

#20978799
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46586) - you deserved it (4990)

On 12/02/2013 at 10:42pm - love - by rock'n roller (man) -

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

#20952303
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44622) - you deserved it (3965)

On 11/10/2013 at 3:03am - love - by Go away - United States (Iowa)

Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML

#20933266
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39709) - you deserved it (17500)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

#20930479
333 comments

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, and when the scene came on where the girl is crawling out of the TV, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

#20838885
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40592) - you deserved it (7367)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by insomniac x2 (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML



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