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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 775
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About whitetiger13131 : I absolutely love harry potter, cats, and softball, playing WOW among other video games, I'm straight as hell and nothing will change that haha. oh and ps if I say something you don't like, don't message me, that's just a bitch move. if you simply want to chat, and you're under 20, goferit :) kik: whitetigger13 and feel free to ask for my snapchat

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whitetiger13131's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

#21377510
98 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

Today, my dad spent 30 minutes incorrectly correcting me about our legal system. He thinks he knows more than me because he's been divorced twice. I'm a lawyer. FML

#21376903
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/18/2015 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
269 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
104 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
67 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, I apologised to someone for my misuse of the word 'coloured' in a discussion about ethnic minority issues. They then got even more angry and said that to even quote the word in the context of an apology is evidence of my ignorance and inherent racism. FML

#21362753
9 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 6:13pm - misc - by whiteycan'tgetitrightey - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, my girlfriend confessed to cheating on me. Unfortunately, she's a pathological liar and I can't be sure if it's really true, along with half the stuff she tells me on a daily basis. Love is hard. FML

#21356609
119 comments

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On 02/15/2015 at 11:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
263 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31802) - you deserved it (4523)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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