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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1982 (34 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About whippymcdumb4zs : If you don't like what I type avert your eyes, if your within earshot of me.... *looks around*.... why the fuck are you stalking me?
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whippymcdumb4zs's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

by Fresca11 / 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

by Monroe / 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm / United States / Kids

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

by Bethany / 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

by erlad678 / 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 11:47am / Netherlands / Kids

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 11:47am / Netherlands / Kids

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 11:47am / Netherlands / Kids

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 11:47am / Netherlands / Kids