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  • Town/Country : That one town, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 757
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31304) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31304) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

#16903308
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (11580)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

#16820991
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22470) - you deserved it (3429)

On 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm - kids - by Monroe - United States

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

#14651600
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (13662)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm - love - by Bethany (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

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64 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4258)

On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4258)

On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4258)

On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4258)

On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands



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