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  • Number of visits : 501
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About whenitdidhappen : I hate it how people hang on every word I write in a comment that I really think that some people shouldn't be on FML,but should have a position in the FCC.

Btw,I'm not from America.

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Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML


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On 10/29/2014 at 4:19am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML


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