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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About whatsupitsbrian : Hey. If you want to know about me message me. I'm 16 and play tennis, hunt, and watch way to much Netflix.✌️

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Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had heard she was pregnant. I rubbed her belly and asked when she was due. She slowly backed away, giving me a weird look and said, "Two months ago." FML

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML


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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by khfhjfsb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML


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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML


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On 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by mistletoe (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML


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On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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