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by dBLIZZARD / 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
by badluck_jean / 01/17/2015 at 8:54am / France / Love
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
by sayhey22 / 01/09/2015 at 10:33am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML
by boss stabber / 01/04/2015 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Work
by back to cock-hunting / 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by aspiemeanswell / 11/05/2014 at 1:49pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Love
by chlorobitch551 / 11/05/2014 at 11:54am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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