whatsittoyabitch

Search for a member

Offline (the 10/05/2015 at 11:30pm)

whatsittoyabitch

39Fucked!

whatsittoyabitch
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 849
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About whatsittoyabitch : 😇

whatsittoyabitch's page activity

Visits<b>IAm123</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 3:30pm<b>tyrspencer</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 1:44am<b>aj105</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 1:36pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:45pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:59pm<b>Izzyduck07</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 9:05pm<b>NightKat</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 3:08pm<b>ekaat11</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:01am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:45pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:34pm<b>18emikot</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:59am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:11pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:59pm<b>zayraa</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:17pm<b>Steph_mmarie</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:10pm<b>rebphil18</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:03am<b>awkwardlysweet</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:55pm<b>ZombehUnicorn</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:51pm

Fucked!<b>IAm123</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:30pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 3:45am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 3:59am<b>ekaat11</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 5:01pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 11:34pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:49am<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 6:49pm<b>rebphil18</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:03am<b>CA4495</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 7:23am<b>rae_siah_3x</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:14am<b>maria95aa</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:01pm<b>noelsom7</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 6:11am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:07am<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:19pm<b>cheyyeee</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:36am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:32am<b>mld4657</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:20pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 2:00pm

whatsittoyabitch's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of whatsittoyabitch's badges

whatsittoyabitch's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

by dBLIZZARD / 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm / United States / Animals

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

by badluck_jean / 01/17/2015 at 8:54am / France / Love

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

by sayhey22 / 01/09/2015 at 10:33am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

by boss stabber / 01/04/2015 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Work

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

by back to cock-hunting / 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

by aspiemeanswell / 11/05/2014 at 1:49pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Love

Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML

by chlorobitch551 / 11/05/2014 at 11:54am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous