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TODAY I SHOWD MY FATHAR A NICA SWAATSHIRT ONLINA HOPING HA WOULD TAKA THA HINT AND GAT IT FIR MA. HA DID THRAA SIZAS LARGAR THAN MINA FIR HIMSALF. FAT FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (7154)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:19am - money - by SkottLong - United States (Utah)

Today, I got a laptop 4 mah birthday!! I was thrilld until I realizd that mah mom had given away mah old one without asking!! 6 yeres of games, music, an pictures down the drain!! FML

#21367193
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (2319)

On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, After Seven People At Work Approaching Me And Asking Me If I Was 'that Lad From The Paper', I Picked One Up To See Wat They Were Talking About . Turns Out Mah Doppelganger Is A Man Who Brutally Murdered His Older Brother Last Year . Mega FML

#21367159
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (1882)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all , so I listened to the frst 30 second of it to get a feel fir it. It was nice and uplifting , so I sent it to mah mom. Turns out , after the frst 30 seconds , the singer brighten his day by singing about his enormou penis. FML

#21366785
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (11836)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

yesterday my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back . After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague . Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world . real FML

#21366438
88 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 9:04am - intimacy - by donotbelieveinsecondchances (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today , I discoverd that mah fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

#21366308
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30634) - you deserved it (2550)

On 03/02/2015 at 12:14am - intimacy - by dickofbrokendreams - United States (North Carolina)

I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML

#21366058
59 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister cummed out of the closet. By looool which I mean she cummed out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (2396)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me looool fir anoter girl, via a text message ending wit ( No ard feelings. Well xcept 4 ma cock obvs. ;) ) Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today , while on the train heading to mah new job , mah coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until mah stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free , an ended up missing mah stop. When I finally got to work , I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

#21365771
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (2352)

On 03/01/2015 at 8:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I slipped on some ice an wrecked ma back. Wen ma usband an I went to go to bed, e begged me to take one of te pain pills left over from is recent surgery. Not so I could feel better an get some rest, but so e could ave sex. big fat FML

#21365511
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30049) - you deserved it (3070)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by k8thagr8 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I'M STUCK IN A TAXI CAB WHILE THE DRIVER LISTENS TO A RADIO SHOW ABOUT SEX FETISHES. CAN'T WAIT TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE AS I PAY HIM. FML

#21365302
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/28/2015 at 2:53pm - misc - by jojolee68 (woman) - United States

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (4505)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)



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