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whatcase

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  • Town/Country : Berlin, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1283
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About whatcase : Too fresh

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whatcase's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died. But I thought for a few seconds the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML

#21475640
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19715) - you deserved it (7858)

On 10/03/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by xxx - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

#21472345
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (2137)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm - misc - by whatdidimarry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML

#21346676
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (2214)

On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML

#21322691
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32249) - you deserved it (2900)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

#19454762
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (3081)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14903) - you deserved it (71055)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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