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TODAY, PARENTS GAVE ME A SHRT FROM BANANA REPUBLIC 4 BRTHDAY. IT LOOKED LYK ONE I HAD BOUGHT 4 MYSELF A COUPLE OF DAYS EARLIER BUT I THANKED THEM AN WENT TO HANG IT IN CLOSET. AN EMPTY HANGER HUNGHERE I PLACED THE SHRT I HAD PURCHASED. THEY GAVE ME SHRT 4 BRTHDAY. FML
Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade fir a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but u should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typd in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML
Today, mah boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'vrginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'vrgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015