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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1806
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About whatadaydanny : I decapitate frogs.

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TODAY, PARENTS GAVE ME A SHRT FROM BANANA REPUBLIC 4 BRTHDAY. IT LOOKED LYK ONE I HAD BOUGHT 4 MYSELF A COUPLE OF DAYS EARLIER BUT I THANKED THEM AN WENT TO HANG IT IN CLOSET. AN EMPTY HANGER HUNGHERE I PLACED THE SHRT I HAD PURCHASED. THEY GAVE ME SHRT 4 BRTHDAY. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (110107) - you deserved it (5116)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade fir a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but u should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typd in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I woke up to the sound of scissors . My mom was cutting mah hair while I was asleep . FML

#66858
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I agree, your life sucks (56830) - you deserved it (4766)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today , I tried demonstrate to mah little brother that , unlike wat he sees in cartoons , it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
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I agree, your life sucks (8329) - you deserved it (32644)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)



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