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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 349
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About westmall21 : I absolutely love this site! Whenever I need a quick chuckle, this is where I come.

Anyways, I'm from Toronto, Ontario living life out to the fullest! I enjoy playing Ice Hockey and Golf.

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Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML


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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML


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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML


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On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML


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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML


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On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML


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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML


Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML


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On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML


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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Rawr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML


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On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

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