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About westmall21 : I absolutely love this site! Whenever I need a quick chuckle, this is where I come.
Anyways, I'm from Toronto, Ontario living life out to the fullest! I enjoy playing Ice Hockey and Golf.
If you ever want to talk about anything, I'm a great listener so just send me a quick message!
Have a great day and thanks for visiting my profile!
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