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wes870
  • Town/Country : B.L. Michigan, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 December 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wes870 : I have a crude since of humor, either love it or hate it. I'm a pretty normal fun guy, love the outdoors and adrenaline. Want to know anything else just message me, I'm always happy to talk to new people

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38228) - you deserved it (14842)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48683) - you deserved it (5060)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom



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