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werewolf_babe
  • Town/Country : League City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 708
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Visits<b>brandonwong</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:53am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:23am<b>brennan248</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:53pm<b>juice_33</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:59am<b>kannan4</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 11:43am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:20am<b>That_cuban_guy</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:21am<b>jimmer23</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:04pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:21pm<b>dcam13</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:01am<b>jettli128</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 6:17am<b>jgilmanx13</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 4:51am<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:52am<b>ElQueso</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 9:43pm<b>Karma220</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 9:03pm<b>brainymes</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:20pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:01pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 3:17pm

Fucked!<b>brandonwong</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:53am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:38am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:20am<b>jimmer23</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:04pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 8:45pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 12:26pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 5:58am<b>dk1991</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:46pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:16am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:41am<b>losersanonymous</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:15am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:36pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:58am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 10:09am

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werewolf_babe's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24808) - you deserved it (2050)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28378) - you deserved it (3203)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

#21406233
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32451) - you deserved it (5351)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31504) - you deserved it (4632)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

#21374975
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126) - you deserved it (2355)

On 03/15/2015 at 11:01am - health - by lordtimbit - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

#21371903
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35348) - you deserved it (3934)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

#21367801
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42393) - you deserved it (3480)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44439) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33042) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28513) - you deserved it (3768)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19842) - you deserved it (36181)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

#21338940
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27602) - you deserved it (8544)

On 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30616) - you deserved it (6403)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

#21333974
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42290) - you deserved it (3466)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML



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