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werewolf_babe's favorite FMLs
by burnbabyburn / 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom / Work
by tkoester / 08/29/2015 at 12:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
by Why Me / 08/12/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
by RetailRage / 08/10/2015 at 8:23am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
by funnnyyyyy -_- / 08/01/2015 at 4:29am / Nepal / Animals
by Sad Mom / 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
by Julianapilikusplatosophophes / 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
by wantmeasandwich / 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Kids
Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML
by hfs palm / 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm / United States / Kids
by zzarzzur / 05/22/2015 at 2:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by pleasedie / 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by lordtimbit / 03/15/2015 at 11:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I… Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts… Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I…
- Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, fed up with my roommate always trying to talk to me while I'm taking a dump, I yelled, "Go… Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations"…