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werewolf_babe
  • Town/Country : League City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Visits<b>insanecutie</b> - 20 hours ago<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:16pm<b>JDSini</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 11:26am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:13pm<b>silky_mitts</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:23pm<b>JupiterPainon</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 4:55pm<b>bmxfordayzzz</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 5:30pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:05pm<b>DarkSmoke591</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:00am<b>kentuckychrys</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:52am<b>TheJasonLi</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:48am<b>sact</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:02am<b>43bubba34</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:00am<b>llamingo</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:37am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 9:24am<b>zingline89</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:05am<b>Billybobjoey</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:01pm<b>rockwrench</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:51pm

Fucked!<b>JDSini</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:26pm<b>rockwrench</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:51pm<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:07am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:46pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:53am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:38am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:20am<b>jimmer23</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:04pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 8:45pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 12:26pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 5:58am<b>dk1991</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:46pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:16am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:41am<b>losersanonymous</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:15am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:36pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:58am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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werewolf_babe's favorite FMLs

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

#21455147
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (2398)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by Why Me - United States (Washington)

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

#21454203
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28097) - you deserved it (1555)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:23am - work - by RetailRage (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23953) - you deserved it (5623)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (4958)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML

#21439825
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27740) - you deserved it (2387)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (3007)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML

#21439546
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25686) - you deserved it (2217)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (2070)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30335) - you deserved it (3851)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

#21406233
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32739) - you deserved it (5376)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31537) - you deserved it (4635)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

#21374975
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145) - you deserved it (2366)

On 03/15/2015 at 11:01am - health - by lordtimbit - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

#21371903
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (4268)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

#21367801
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42553) - you deserved it (3490)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44497) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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