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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach… Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to… Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother…