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  • Number of visits : 865
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

#21457890
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20715) - you deserved it (10971)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26845) - you deserved it (2388)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27748) - you deserved it (13035)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

#21426994
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30046) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

#21420435
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25902) - you deserved it (5402)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29645) - you deserved it (3774)

On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (3272)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30621) - you deserved it (3433)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34818) - you deserved it (7134)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36080) - you deserved it (13128)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32949) - you deserved it (4392)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31447) - you deserved it (3411)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33713) - you deserved it (4961)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States



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