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Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (2051)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25895) - you deserved it (11772)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

#21426994
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28822) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

#21420435
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24569) - you deserved it (4897)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (3441)

On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29170) - you deserved it (2896)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32940) - you deserved it (2653)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (2707)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

#21202583
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42131) - you deserved it (4008)

On 07/08/2014 at 4:40am - misc - by crippled (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

#21134602
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41049) - you deserved it (3896)

On 05/09/2014 at 1:35am - misc - by mlowy - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

#21098658
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (3021)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm - work - by IDIOT (man) - United States

Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML

#21061154
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53068) - you deserved it (5267)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41615) - you deserved it (12563)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

#21040159
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45992) - you deserved it (9461)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

#21032373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43893) - you deserved it (6370)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States



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