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weedle99

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 570
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

#21457890
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18490) - you deserved it (10483)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (2070)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26966) - you deserved it (12568)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

#21426994
56 comments

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On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

#21420435
55 comments

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On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (3705)

On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (3198)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

#21316969
106 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

#21288917
40 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33375) - you deserved it (2680)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38590) - you deserved it (3078)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

#21202583
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42170) - you deserved it (4014)

On 07/08/2014 at 4:40am - misc - by crippled (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
140 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

#21134602
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41766) - you deserved it (3967)

On 05/09/2014 at 1:35am - misc - by mlowy - Azerbaijan (Baki)



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