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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 July 1969 (46 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 778
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About websphere69 : Hard working able bodied all American man. I enjoy my job as a sales rep for Pepsi and see the need to fulfill our customers needs as the ultimate reward where it comes to work.

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websphere69's favorite FMLs

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58795) - you deserved it (2370)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by eyeamcool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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