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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 July 1969 (46 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 821
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About websphere69 : I drive OTR for a flat bed company so I get to see new places all the time and get paid while doing it.

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Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60645) - you deserved it (2512)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by eyeamcool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62898) - you deserved it (9701)

On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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