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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 July 1969 (46 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About websphere69 : Hard working able bodied all American man. I enjoy my job as a sales rep for Pepsi and see the need to fulfill our customers needs as the ultimate reward where it comes to work.

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Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML


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