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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 July 1969 (46 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 979
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About websphere69 : I drive OTR for a flat bed company so I get to see new places all the time and get paid while doing it.

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websphere69's favorite FMLs

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10126) - you deserved it (46898)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74811) - you deserved it (13074)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25114) - you deserved it (79175)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

#1043784
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61555) - you deserved it (2571)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by eyeamcool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

#619804
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63649) - you deserved it (9772)

On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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