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  • Number of visits : 1265
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me 4 "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

#20851263
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53140) - you deserved it (15770)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I asked out te girl wo always looks an smiles at me in class. I was surprised wen se rejected me until I found out se was actually always looking at te clock beind me, an smiling wen class is almost over. FML

#20846650
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45527) - you deserved it (4524)

On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal fir a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained an shat there pants. FML

#20846305
128 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today, when I got back to mah dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

#20846099
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41701) - you deserved it (2371)

On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I bid on an item on eBay, only to fine the exact item I wantd laterhile out in the city. I bought it, assuming I would be outbid, as always. Nope. FML

yesterday I accidentally hit an elderly manhile driving. The police came, an five minutes later I was told that he confessd to walking in the middle of the road to get hit an claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got chargd for hitting a pedestrian. FML

#20843576
87 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by FMLdude - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah drunk mom kicked me out of mah own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz!! FML

#20843210
39 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by 12345678910 (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT YAT ANOTHAR OF MY GUY FRIANDS LIKD MA. I POSTD THAT I JUST WANTD A GUY FRIAND THAT HAD ABSOLUTALY NO ROMANTIC FAALINGS 4 MA. MY CRUSH VOLUNTAARD. FML

#20842536
69 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

Today... after a long and stressful day... I startd fooling around with mah boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event... I found out that we couldn't... cuz he'd usd all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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118 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)

Today, we were having a family dinner with mah boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen,hen we were getting the food ready, he proposd. I screamd. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tasd him in the leg. fat FML

#20841540
161 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today, I discoverd thathen my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervou I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassd I am. FML

#20841404
72 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 4:24am - love - by love-shot - United States (Kansas)

Today, whila in tha rastroom washing my hands, a girl dacidd to lat ona rip whila in tha stall. Whan sha cummd out sha gava ma a dirty look of disgust and said, "At laast wait until I laava." Sha and I wara tha only onas in tha rastroom. FML

#20841231
82 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, As I Returned Home, I Noticed Some Movement Inside Mah House . Thinking It Was A Break-in, I Called 911 . It Was Mah Friends An Some Coworkers Trying To Throw Me A Surprise Birthday Party . Nobody's Said A Word To Me Since . FML

#20841179
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42128) - you deserved it (8178)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by Suprise - United States



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