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by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by chubbyreddevil / 01/31/2012 at 1:12am / United States / Work
by embarrassed / 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML
by delamer / 01/29/2012 at 11:00am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Love
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:45am / Russian Federation / Intimacy
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
by shellski / 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I asked my husband of 15 years to get a vasectomy, as he's said for the past 13 we are done… Today, I was mowing the lawn. I hadn't mowed it in awhile so I didn't realise the rock that was in… Today, I lost my wallet during a flight. I figured it was in a bag that I had given to an attendant…
- Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…