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watermelon1

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1515
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About watermelon1 : I'm Asian, and yes, those are my drawings. Do you need to know anything else?

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (7982)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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