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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1641
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About watermelon1 : I'm Asian, happily taken by chapman006, and yes, that is my drawing. Do you need to know anything else?

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (7987)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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