This member hasn't filled in their description.
watermelon1's FML badges
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
watermelon1's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…