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Today, I halpad my buddy writa a swaat lova lattar to his girlfriand. Aftar raading it, sha dumpad him for baing an ( Edward Cullan wannaba ), andhan my girlfriand found out, sha dumpad ma for ( chaating ) on har by writing tha lattar in tha first placa. FML

#20802821
100 comments

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On 07/25/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by ........................... (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

I came home to find that mah mother had cleand mah room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managd to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, ( It's time to go, sweetie XO ). FML

#20802373
83 comments

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On 07/25/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a drunk duda walkd up to ma an said, "You'ra ugly as fuck." His sobar friand quickly apologizd an axplaind tat a was wastd, bafora looking ma up an down an adding "Wall, not complataly, I guass." raal FML

#20801990
76 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 10:33pm - misc - by GeeThanks (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spontaneously got ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on earlobe looks ( exactly the same ) as the hole from her ear piercing. FML

#20801253
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45717) - you deserved it (3052)

On 07/24/2013 at 2:03pm - kids - by ouch - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

#20801095
118 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 12:05pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , A CO-WORKER VERBALLY ABUSED ME BECAUSE I YAWNED. HIS EXCUSE WAS THAT , "IT'S CONTAGIOUS". REAL FML

#20800837
76 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 5:15am - work - by CapNCook (man) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I learned that mah wife used to striphile in college. I found this outhen I brought her to a work party an mah boss recognized her. FML

#20800769
110 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watche TV on his iPhone. FML

#20799897
83 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by oddgrrl99 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, After Our Grandmother's Memorial Service, My 9-year-old Sister Took It Upon Herself To Solemnly Inform The Priest In Front Of Everyone In Attendance That, "You Lied. Jesus Isn't Here." Fat FML

2day mah doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts fir hours looool after I have an orgasm. FML

#20798770
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67762) - you deserved it (4001)

On 07/23/2013 at 1:17am - intimacy - by amanda (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND WAS CHASED OUT OF A BAR AFTER HE WAS SEEN SLIPPING SOMETHING INTO A WOMAN'S DRINK. I WAS THE WOMAN, THE 'SOMETHING' WAS ASPIRIN, AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME WE EVER TRY TO ROLE-PLAY. FML

#20798724
142 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting freaky wit my boyfriend and told im to spank me. In a seductive voice, e told me not to tell im wat to do. Continuing, I askd im ow e was going to punis me, to wic e ten replid, "I'm going to punc u straigt in te face." FML

#20798640
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56362) - you deserved it (12018)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I confessd to loosing my wife's engagement ring... and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessd that her actual engagement ring was lockd in the safe... and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

#20798091
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41503) - you deserved it (12644)

On 07/22/2013 at 6:30pm - love - by RonnieG (man) - United States (Florida)

I've been bedridden fir te past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked tat e understands now wy some people ceat on tere seriously-ill partners. Tanks fir adding to te stress, sweetie. FML

#20797672
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45301) - you deserved it (3042)

On 07/22/2013 at 2:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessd to being broke, then actually askd if he could pay me with sex instead . FML

#20797604
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52615) - you deserved it (3989)

On 07/22/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by nowimbroketoo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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