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watchme's favorite FMLs
by Mavis / 02/03/2009 at 2:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by geewhiz / 02/01/2009 at 5:07am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
by crakbbyaparently / 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by carboat / 01/28/2009 at 4:24am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
by Sally / 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
by GopherJR / 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by newscorp employee / 01/12/2009 at 11:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…