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by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by confusedmofo / 07/29/2013 at 2:35am / Indonesia / Love
Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
by Fitz / 07/29/2013 at 2:30am / United States / Work
by DreamStatic / 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 12:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ¬_¬ / 07/27/2013 at 6:43pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm / Finland / Kids
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
by Immaculatedream / 07/27/2013 at 3:56am / New Zealand / Love
by ttREZZ / 07/27/2013 at 1:02am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by amiezingme / 07/26/2013 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heart attack after his daughter, as his carer, stopped all of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic, which trumped my 6-year degree. FML
by Saddoc / 07/26/2013 at 3:58am / Australia (Western Australia) / Health
Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML
by WhyThankYou / 07/26/2013 at 1:31am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous
by AlonsoKold / 07/25/2013 at 9:32pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
by sucksatlove / 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…