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  • Number of visits : 631
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wassuploves : The nicknames Nashi :) Just a Puerto Rican living in Sunny Florida. just a couple things I like: Running, weightlifting, filming, pandas, Shakespeare,bachata, and of course reading FML. in like talking to interesting people too so if you want to hit me up don't say like hey hello or hi, write something cool about yourself :)

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wassuploves's favorite FMLs

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML


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On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML


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On 12/08/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging. She has done this three times now. They cost 300 dollars to replace. FML

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML


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On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML


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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

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