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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1 (2014 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1833
  • Number of comments : 332
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About warsun : I was there when JESUS was born.
I'm just a person who goes about and say shit
Like DAFUQ is this shit? DAFUQ is that crap
Anyway wtf are you doing visiting my profile? You got better shit in life ya know

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Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19968) - you deserved it (3043)

On 10/26/2015 at 11:41pm - animals - by snydeeli000 - United States (Washington)

Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21867) - you deserved it (2659)

On 10/26/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by kill me now please - United States

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30841) - you deserved it (9641)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30798) - you deserved it (4094)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (5151)

On 06/02/2015 at 11:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33688) - you deserved it (3115)

On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35222) - you deserved it (3683)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33800) - you deserved it (7629)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27255) - you deserved it (9507)

On 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm - misc - by rookiemistake (woman) - United States (California)

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