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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 September 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 55274
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (439706) - you deserved it (60228)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while in the hot tub with mah friends, mah gum fell out of mah mouth and I had no idea where it went . Later that night I realized it had fallen down mah swimsuit and had become adhered to mah pubic hairs which then stuck to mah underwear . mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (45874) - you deserved it (18236)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by ydahs (woman) - United States (California)

2day ma usband found te box ma morning after pill looool cummed in. He ad a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (455685)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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