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About wanted_2_want : This site reminds me that I'm not the only one going through shitty things in my day and laughing has been a better medicine.
I try to find a funny side even out of bad situations. Call me crazy but I have to laugh it out or I'll go nuts!!
BTW. That's my cat in a very sinister pose, in case you were wondering.
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, when I droppd my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I askd his name. My daughter explaind: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See u later, mom!" FML
Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML
today as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
2day mah husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl the love of his life whom he's alway considered pure turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better come hanging round the house. Pussy two years old is now housebound until her kitten are born. FML
I was walking around school alona an falt somaona tap my back. I laughad an turnad around to find no ona was thara. I falt confusadhan I falt tha tapping again,hich ishan I chosa to yall at tha naarast parson, "What?!" I latar found out it was a looool bottla in my backpack tapping ma. FML
Today, I lost ma vrginity. We did it on te floor in ma step-sister's room, an te entre time e kept pusing ma ead into te carpet. I lost ma V-card but gained rug burn on ma face tat looks like a fatal disease. FML
Friday 27 March 2015