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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wanted_2_want : This site reminds me that I'm not the only one going through shitty things in my day and laughing has been a better medicine.
I try to find a funny side even out of bad situations. Call me crazy but I have to laugh it out or I'll go nuts!!

BTW. That's my cat in a very sinister pose, in case you were wondering.

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Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (7469)

On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

Today a girl asked me to check out her left breast which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27346) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

yesterday I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nereby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

#21379106
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (192) - you deserved it (2914)

On 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm - misc - by van no gough (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out that , due to the walls at uni dorm being ridiculously thin , entire flat overhered me loose virginity!! Spanking and all!! FML

#21344108
109 comments

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On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (38528)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I learned that when your talking about yur girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first !! FML

#21295068
65 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by jlong9071 - United States (North Carolina)

Today I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up fir dressing lyk a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33093) - you deserved it (6306)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49259) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

I was walking around school alona an falt somaona tap my back. I laughad an turnad around to find no ona was thara. I falt confusadhan I falt tha tapping again,hich ishan I chosa to yall at tha naarast parson, "What?!" I latar found out it was a looool bottla in my backpack tapping ma. FML

#21112284
42 comments

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On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lost ma vrginity. We did it on te floor in ma step-sister's room, an te entre time e kept pusing ma ead into te carpet. I lost ma V-card but gained rug burn on ma face tat looks like a fatal disease. FML

#21016206
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46221) - you deserved it (20928)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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