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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1301
  • Number of comments : 483
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 42 posted

About walmartpaysme : I came up with my name on my lunch break. I know it sucks. It's not that I think Walmart is awesome or anything, It's just that I get complaints about Walmart all day at work and it's annoying when I come home and get on my favorite site and have to see MORE crap. I can be a bitch when I want to be. I have my opinions and I don't care if you don't agree with them. I'm an Arkansan through and through.

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Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML


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On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML


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On 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm - money - by The Drew - United States

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML


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On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML


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