About walmartpaysme : I came up with my name on my lunch break. I know it sucks. It's not that I think Walmart is awesome or anything, It's just that I get complaints about Walmart all day at work and it's annoying when I come home and get on my favorite site and have to see MORE crap. I can be a bitch when I want to be. I have my opinions and I don't care if you don't agree with them. I'm an Arkansan through and through.
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Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by The Drew / 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm / United States / Money
by Sad ex-wife / 09/21/2012 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML
by for_fs_sake / 09/21/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML
by Stevski / 09/11/2012 at 11:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
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