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  • Town/Country : Somewhere on Earth, Next to Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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