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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About vweve00 : My name is Rebekah and this is a little bout me

I'm 17 I play volley ball and kickball and I love dodgeball
I have 2 dogs one is a shitzu-terrier mix
I speak English and basic spanish but I'm not fluent
I will cuss in both languages and I don't give a fuck wat people say
If people talk i flip em the bird and keep walking

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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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