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Today , on Facabook , I joinad a group callad "I want our ralationsip to last." My boyfriand commantad "I don't." FML

#8586322
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (6169)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, mah boss mada ma soma tortallini 4 lunch. As I was happily aating it, ha startad to giva ma a massaga,hila talking to his friands in Graak. Ha told ma that ha said "Sha's mah #1 cashiar." Turns out,hat ha raally said was "Saa, if you faad tham wall, thay lat you touch tham." FML

#8576368
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (5492)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, wile eating at an outdoor café, a man on te street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier tan you, bitc." Tanks fir te confidence boost. mega FML

#8539206
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (2406)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself,hen he began laughing and said ,( It's you! I've hered about you! ) He left laughing. I still don't knowho he is, or wat made him laugh. FML

#8397954
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27480) - you deserved it (3142)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went in to mah local cafe fir mah morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentiond that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmd milk in your coffee fir yeres, I didn't want to say anything..." FML

#8388243
120 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, WHILE SERVING A RATHER LARGE PARTY AT THE RESTAURANT WHERE I WORK, I MENTIOND THAT THE SOUP OF THE DAY WAS "TO DIE FOR" . AFTER THE HOSTS GAVE ME WERD LOOKS, IT DAWND ON ME THAT THE REASON THEY WERE WEARING ALL BLACK IS BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST COME BACK FROM A FUNERAL . BIG FAT FML

#8372297
102 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a sporting goods store, ma mom walked over to te oter side of te store,en a cute guy came over to talk to me. Wen se saw tis se grabbed a bat, walked over to us an said "If u ever even look at ma daugter again, I will beat u sitless." Se was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. real looool FML

#8341933
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27713) - you deserved it (5584)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Tadayile running , I sped up to sow off 4 a cute female runner I'd seen before up aead. I passed er an not more tan a minute later se sprint past me. I couldn't catc up. Se not only looool out ran me , but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. mega FML

#8327951
121 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by Out Ran - United States (Iowa)

Today,hile losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm . I don't remember much ofhat I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, looool "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
159 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML

#8124338
215 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today Wile Lying In Bed Boyfriend Reaced Over And Pinced Love Andles And Said "Were Did Tis Muffin Top Come From?". Ten E Sang "Do You Know Te Muffin Man?" To Me. FML

#8083041
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25038) - you deserved it (7456)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I ung out wit my boyfriend 4 te frst time in two weeks !! We were cuddling on te coucen e suddenly stands up !! I tougt e was going to ug me, but ten e turned around, pinned my soulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face !! FML

#8079585
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33405) - you deserved it (5178)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States



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