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vvtumblesbee
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of comments : 60
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Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
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I agree, your life sucks (12861) - you deserved it (58200)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
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I agree, your life sucks (49534) - you deserved it (5045)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15892) - you deserved it (78563)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (267007) - you deserved it (23317)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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