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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
by no booze, no boyfriend / 06/04/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by TheThirdWheel / 06/04/2013 at 3:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Holidays
by BloodyMarry / 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by tinypenis / 06/04/2013 at 8:15am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by jessinono / 05/17/2013 at 12:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
by SamWGovan / 12/09/2012 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by julia / 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
by nekkidness / 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by wow babe / 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by cassiebee / 11/04/2012 at 9:16am / United States (Utah) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
by AbandonedHouseWife / 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML
by hurtinrealbad / 10/16/2012 at 1:25pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by lalalalainie / 10/13/2012 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…