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  • Number of visits : 973
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43273) - you deserved it (4748)

On 08/25/2013 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at the library. I had to use the restroom, where I ended up singing in bad, made-up Japanese the whole time. When I went back across the library, my brother informed me that everyone could clearly hear me. FML

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I told my boyfriend and my close family, who were all ecstatic. Then he told his mother. Her reaction? "It better come out looking like him." FML

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML

Today, my fiancé and I were planning to move to a cheaper apartment which my mother agreed to rent us. She was very supportive and excited that we'd be closer, and it was great until she gave us a list of books, movies, games, etc. that we can't bring because they're "demonic". FML

Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML


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On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I got his newly updated Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML


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On 01/06/2013 at 3:17am - misc - by kiken.bara - United States

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML


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On 12/28/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by say dump him and i'll kill you (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29208) - you deserved it (2826)

On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28458) - you deserved it (3275)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38610) - you deserved it (9459)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20691) - you deserved it (6371)

On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20630) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Alison (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34655) - you deserved it (2774)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

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