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vtoslayer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 December 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 518
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vtoslayer : Fuck you

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vtoslayer's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said "Never take a shit in this place! Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

by justin bieber's nutsack / 06/06/2015 at 3:32am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

by frozensolid / 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation