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vtoslayer
  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 December 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37485) - you deserved it (2680)

On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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