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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1579
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

#21524343
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18152) - you deserved it (1158)

On 02/09/2016 at 7:39am - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

#21524337
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19078) - you deserved it (3565)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19348) - you deserved it (1528)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (1257)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

#21523525
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11491) - you deserved it (23501)

On 02/06/2016 at 10:36pm - work - by FailingMyCourse - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

#21523145
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19241) - you deserved it (2588)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Alex - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26145) - you deserved it (1182)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML

#21523050
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22810) - you deserved it (2237)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:36am - work - by Coccinelle - France

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18281) - you deserved it (4278)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#21522820
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (1879)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

#21522623
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19343) - you deserved it (1572)

On 02/03/2016 at 11:59pm - health - by FueledByFate - United States (Arizona)

Today, Southwest officially called off the search for my lost baggage and asked me to file a claim for reimbursement. My bag had $2000 worth of dental instruments, which I won't get any compensation for since the airline doesn't take any liability for valuable items. FML

#21522618
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19942) - you deserved it (1714)

On 02/03/2016 at 11:47pm - misc - by InDebt (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (2072)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

#21522430
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25317) - you deserved it (4054)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML

#21522391
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19923) - you deserved it (1291)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)



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