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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6416) - you deserved it (496)

On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19412) - you deserved it (1098)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

#21446728
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11426) - you deserved it (21439)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm - work - by suspended (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24604) - you deserved it (4298)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

#21446622
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24969) - you deserved it (1703)

On 07/24/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by jb100 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML

#21446500
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (1587)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

#21445292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23741) - you deserved it (1945)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:58am - kids - by okay - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML

#21445275
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (2576)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:20am - work - by Quortney - United States

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26273) - you deserved it (7149)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

#21443899
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26083) - you deserved it (1893)

On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was talking to my friend, who was telling me he's having suicidal thoughts lately. He then said he'd be back in a few minutes. Nearly an hour passed. I panicked, thinking he'd offed himself. Several minutes after I called the emergency services, he messaged me, saying "K, back." FML

#21443864
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25306) - you deserved it (2737)

On 07/19/2015 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

#21438499
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22138) - you deserved it (9622)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

#21437185
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (1761)

On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)



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