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  • Town/Country : Whitby, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4094
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About vmml97 : Living an FML worthy life in the Greater Toronto Area

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Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

#21460828
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20723) - you deserved it (2646)

On 08/26/2015 at 3:45am - love - by Anonymous - India (West Bengal)

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

#21460634
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18527) - you deserved it (6263)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:38pm - love - by FlyAwayPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Flintshire)

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

#21460573
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21261) - you deserved it (2232)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

#21460448
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (2547)

On 08/25/2015 at 7:55am - love - by Shelling Ford - Germany (Bayern)

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
160 comments

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9478) - you deserved it (28256)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24476) - you deserved it (8936)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24476) - you deserved it (8936)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

#21455888
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21952) - you deserved it (8706)

On 08/14/2015 at 5:35am - work - by babbling idiot - Canada

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

#21455888
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21952) - you deserved it (8706)

On 08/14/2015 at 5:35am - work - by babbling idiot - Canada

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

#21455888
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21952) - you deserved it (8706)

On 08/14/2015 at 5:35am - work - by babbling idiot - Canada

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous by that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

#21454765
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19560) - you deserved it (3113)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:22pm - misc - by it's awkward - United States (California)

Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML

#21452435
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22012) - you deserved it (2707)

On 08/05/2015 at 9:22pm - love - by still single (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

#21452257
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (1632)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

#21452257
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (1632)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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