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vladimir26

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
19 year old Otaku.
Book and tea lover.

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vladimir26's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17164) - you deserved it (24637)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7494) - you deserved it (64284)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

#18872101
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24473) - you deserved it (3656)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40178) - you deserved it (2903)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (24974)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (13820)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47850) - you deserved it (3490)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25954) - you deserved it (3140)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

#18475909
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26723) - you deserved it (3846)

On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32403) - you deserved it (9167)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49297) - you deserved it (7499)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35571) - you deserved it (6893)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (4613)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

#18180881
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31839) - you deserved it (7668)

On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States



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