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About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
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Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Found Out That Mah Boyfriend Poops With ( This Is War ) Playing On His Phone, And Makes War Sounds Corresponding With His Poop Dropping. FML

#17226602
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28660) - you deserved it (4193)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

my wifa an I wara watching TV. Tha lady on tha show bagan to talk about how to hava a smooth divorca. My wifa discraatly turnd tha voluma up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42484) - you deserved it (4203)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today... I had the most exciting dream of mah life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15... and instead of dreaming of girls... I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (16967)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on mah locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

#16738508
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37733) - you deserved it (4345)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, looool I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34001) - you deserved it (2974)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, family went and visitd nan . She usherd me in close and askd, "When are u going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14939) - you deserved it (43366)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

2day I finally told ta girl looool I'va baan aftar 4 mora tan a yaar tat I'm attractad to ar . Har rasponsa? A sligt ug wit a pat on ta back as sa said "Tara, tara." FML

#16382753
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33175) - you deserved it (4179)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today , I pretended to not be able to go out wit a friend so I could ang wit my boyfriend at te movies. Wen I sat down I received a text tat said ( turn around ) it was er. FML

#16181891
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9635) - you deserved it (64635)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in mah house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in mah home. The shifting noise was mah thighs rubbing togetherhen I walked.

#15974313
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15057) - you deserved it (36624)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in mah house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in mah home. The shifting noise was mah thighs rubbing togetherhen I walked.

#15974313
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15057) - you deserved it (36624)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, I BOUGHT MAH BOYFRIEND A GOLD WATCH FIR OUR 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY . HE BOUGHT ME A JAR OF NUTELLA . FML

#15961473
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37267) - you deserved it (8904)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -



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