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Today, I eard someone calling ma name. It was ma niegbor. Turns out tey named tere dogs after ma moter, ma sister and me. FML

#18560105
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On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Yastarday, aftar I sant around 300 antrias to a compatition hostad by a daodorant companyhara tha main priza is a trip to Hawaii, spanding around 5 hours sanding tha antrias, I won a daodorant. FML

#18526839
138 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, mah 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand . Not paying enough attention, I kissd her hand to make her feel better . She grimacd and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
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On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got mah first driving lesson from mah dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, ( Go. ) FML

#18475909
166 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today,hile pulling into mah driveway, I slightly bumped into something . My wife . I'll be sleeping on the couch fir ahile . FML

#18474194
124 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Yesterday..!! mah boyfriend left me fir mah neighbor!! Her name is Hope!! She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard!! FML

#18471784
270 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I drove into te parking lot at work, and discovered too late tat tere were patces of ice everywere . As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of te veicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straigt into my boss' car . FML

#18469057
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On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , while cleaning behind a ladder , I bangd head on one of the hand rails. I stood up , cursd , and movd to the other side. To luck , I hit the other side of head. I now have two lumps perfectly placd as horns on head. FML

#13086565
108 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:37pm - work - by login_eddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, we were in the car with mah puppy,ho favours mah sister. She had been sat on her lap for ahile,hen she stood up and climbed onto mah lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to mah sister. fat FML

#13082882
75 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

TODAY, IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF ASTRONOMY CLASS AND WE ALL WAITED 4 THE PROFESSOR TO ENTER THE CLASSROOM . ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE TURNS THE LIGHTS OFF, IT'S PITCH BLACK, AND WE HEAR THE PROFESSOR SAYING, "GREETINGS EARTHLINGS..." IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG SEMESTER . FML

#13070220
101 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . mah girlfriend an I broke up . When I got home from work.. . I cummed home to glitter . EVERYWHERE . Guess looool who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend . The guy who's having his family over 4 dinner tonight .

#13064737
136 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, an the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)



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