About vipirius : I'm a university student studying Computer Engineering. I'm into anime, music, games and tech. Trying to learn Japanese. Currently addicted to Dota 2. Loli is love, flat is justice and yuri is the purest form of live. NicoMaki is OTP. Message me if you want to talk.
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Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
by Kyle / 12/03/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
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