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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9118
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.

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Today, and pratty much avary day, my co-workar takas off har shoas whila working. Tha small of har faat makas ma dizzy. I don't know if sha's oblivious to tha fact that har faat stink, or sha just doasn't cara. It's affacting tha quality of my work. FML

#21384560
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (1605)

On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27645) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

#21378617
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29379) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

today I can't decide wat's worse: te fact tat ma moter found ma vibrator or tat, as a prank, se replacd it wit a realistic tarantula replica. Se won't tell me were it is. FML

#21351119
55 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm - misc - by go fuck myself - United States (Florida)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

Today , I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter an my very pregnant cat !! I left the room briefly , only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave brth in front of her !! FML

#21303819
87 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

TODAY, I NOTICD MAH FISH WAS STILL HUNGRY AFTER FEEDING HIM EARLIER . I FIGURD, "EH, A LITTLE BIT MORE WON'T KILL HIM" . I WAS WRONG . FML

#21303699
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29480) - you deserved it (8321)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , at the gym , some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill 4 not going fast enough , and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing , cuz he heard me from the other side of the room , and threatened to kill me. mega FML

#21297627
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (8313)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (24060)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessd some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. ( Goddamn negger ), I mutterd. ( The fuck did u just say?! ) yelld a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (14495)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too looool bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted fir his brthday . He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44307) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS CHECKING OUT OF A HOTEL WHEN I SAW SOME COMPLEMENTARY MINTS!! THEY WEREN'T MINTS!! THEY WERE GLASS BEADS!! FML

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Taday ma goat dacidad ma airstyla was so last saason and rastylad it for ma wit is taat . FML



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