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by Shooting myself / 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by took it / 02/09/2014 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
by deargodthepain / 02/02/2014 at 11:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML
by tsukinoie / 02/02/2014 at 1:33am / United States / Miscellaneous
by juice723 / 02/01/2014 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML
by TwistedCherub1 / 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm / United States / Work
by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments / 02/01/2014 at 3:11am / United States (Alabama) / Love
by riiiight / 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by knobbed / 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
by :( / 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm / Algeria / Miscellaneous
by mac / 01/27/2014 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by neighbor / 01/26/2014 at 8:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by shanannygians07 / 01/26/2014 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2014 at 12:10am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to…