About vikky538 : In reality life sucks... The sooner you know it the better... The only thing keeps you alive in this world is your smile.. So keep smiling...
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by likecomeon / 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2015 at 2:25am / Japan (Tokyo) / Health
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML
by nayahbear24 / 08/27/2014 at 6:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Holidays
by infortunatename / 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by fatty magoo / 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
by and the truth comes out / 07/22/2014 at 4:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML
by Sam / 06/25/2014 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Work
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by paywithpoop / 06/22/2014 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Yeppets / 05/28/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2014 at 10:04am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/12/2014 at 11:33am / United States / Transportation
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