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About vffjvsegb : Ally, taken, kik: short_blonde2233 message me for my snap chat.
I constantly have mud fights with friends, swim in the river, I'm the partier out of my siblings. I also love rap as well as country. I do dance and use to horseback ride until an injury. I'm 5' 2" and 110 lbs but i havent always been and I do have some self image issues so please don't hate. Message me if you want :). P.s if you're like a lot older than me you won't get a message back. Also, be respectful, seriously. I'm currently in a relationship working through some issues
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Why am I up so early?
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today I started my new job!! Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before!! He was at my friend's party last month the only time in my lifehen I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself!! He remembers me too!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015