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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 394
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About vffjvsegb : Ally, taken, kik: short_blonde2233 message me for my snap chat.
I constantly have mud fights with friends, swim in the river, I'm the partier out of my siblings. I also love rap as well as country. I do dance and use to horseback ride until an injury. I'm 5' 2" and 110 lbs but i havent always been and I do have some self image issues so please don't hate. Message me if you want :). P.s if you're like a lot older than me you won't get a message back. Also, be respectful, seriously. I'm currently in a relationship working through some issues

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Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woka up to mah craapy naw roommata licking mah chaak. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by D: (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threat against mah life, informd me that she now has a conceald carry permit. FML


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On 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today I started my new job!! Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before!! He was at my friend's party last month the only time in my lifehen I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself!! He remembers me too!! FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

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