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vewwe

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1385
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vewwe : I usually visit FML in the morning when I wake up or at night before going to bed. It always puts a smile on my face. I apologize if you hated my comment, I've noticed that my swedish humour doesn't always appeal to everyone.

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Visits<b>niftyismybitch</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 3:43am<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:41pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:38pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 8:46am<b>JayL80</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 2:13am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 6:42am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 1:17pm<b>ForwardUn2Dawn</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:13pm<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:04am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:34am<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 9:44pm<b>johnny29</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:28am<b>shawndry</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:09pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:48pm<b>OohhKillEm</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 7:43pm<b>codytallica</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:47pm<b>hoondigi</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:56pm<b>Cian_1</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:03pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:38pm<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:04pm<b>johnny29</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:29pm

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vewwe's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

by Brittany / 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love