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About vespergreen : I got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you.

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Today, mah store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags . FML

#21072669
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36394) - you deserved it (3294)

On 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm - work - by Lori_ftw - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembld a penis. I trid to cover up and askd if it was an action figure. He lookd at me like I was an idiot and said, ( It's a DICK. ) real FML

#21069587
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (5599)

On 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm - kids - by hot sweet.... not (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Yesterday, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot,hen a police officer came up to the vehicle an suspiciously askedhat we were up to . My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car . mega FML

#21067749
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35424) - you deserved it (16519)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by Cuntface McGee (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him 4 the looool umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

#21066977
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34169) - you deserved it (6606)

On 02/20/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by management - United States

Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall!! Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me!! I have to spend two more yeres with these assholes!! FML

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom cuz of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (7497)

On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, while at a funeral fir a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them askd how I was doing, I replid with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard looool responses due to being a cashier an being askd that question a hundrd times a day. FML

Today... I Was Singing In The Shower But Couldn't Hit The Higher Notes. My Wife Complained An 2 Minutes Later She Ran A Tap Causing My Shower To Go Freezing. I Shrieked. My Wife Said My Pitch Was Still Wrong. Mega FML

#21048056
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (8065)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:53am - misc - by deargodthepain (man) - United States

Today, I finally finished making mah daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that mah husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption ( #guiltypleasures ). FML

#21046154
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47222) - you deserved it (4020)

On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today I have the flu . I woke up to my son leaning over me inches from my face breathing in deeply . Apparently he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school . He's 15 . FML

#21034785
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47871) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in a market in France, an went to ask the seller fir some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered an instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French fir potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked fir an "apple of shit". FML

Today, There Was A Forest Fire In Mah Town. I Was Still Forcd To Go To School, As It Was Safer. A Lot Of People Decidd Not To Go, An We Endd Up Doing Nothing But Watching The News Reports. There, I Got To See Mah House Burning On Live TV. FML

#21030359
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67723) - you deserved it (4151)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I Found Out Thathenever My Ex-wife Is Late Getting The Kids To School, She Tells Them To Tell There Teacher They Were With Me, And Forge My Name On The Sign-in Sheet. Missing Homework? Dad's House. Forgot To Bring Something Important? Ditto. The School Think I'm A Horrible Parent. FML

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45898) - you deserved it (4942)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)



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