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vernk's favorite FMLs

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23519) - you deserved it (22244)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12363) - you deserved it (69814)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
308 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104112) - you deserved it (15157)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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