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veraciouskim
  • Town/Country : Long beach, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 266
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Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

#385410
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14749) - you deserved it (91985)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77160) - you deserved it (9993)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6038) - you deserved it (37987)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33907) - you deserved it (1651)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3597) - you deserved it (31304)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12733) - you deserved it (12427)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25335) - you deserved it (2457)

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